Things I've Learned This Week
- Where Istanbul is.
- The futility of procrastination.
- The ability to make a fire that lasts over 60 seconds is located on the Y chromosome.
- Lovely old people are better than chocolate (but not to eat).
- Mean old people can be super scary.
- It's difficult to write a school report for a kid that's really nice but completely hopeless at your subject.
- Making a film is really really hard. (Watched Lost In La Mancha with Terry Gilliam & Johnny Depp, I mean, not with them, I watched it with Jude but they were in it).
- Making a film is especially hard if your film has half the budget it needs and the actors don't show up on time and you're filming next to a military bomb-testing site which wasn't supposed to be operational but clearly is and a freak storm washes away not only your equipment but also the landscape you chose for the setting and your star gets too sick to sit on a horse and the whole film is him on a horse and you're legally not allowed to replace him. (Seriously...watch the documentary- it's brilliant, unbearable viewing).
- "dinnerladies" is all in lower case at the start of the world's greatest sitcom because Victoria Wood originally thought it would be funny to write an "er" parody set somewhere banal like a factory canteen.
- Lambaste means "Beat or Reprimand Severely" and John Cabot was a Tudor explorer. God bless the Guardian crossword.
- I really really really do need that chocolate bar after an audition.
2 Comments:
At 9:33 AM, Jude said…
very good to hear from you my love! I learned this week, that not having my laptop makes me VERY grumpy..
At 2:19 PM, Michael said…
I saw Lost in La Mancha a few weeks ago. It's almost too disaster-ridden to be made up.
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