BUDS (wassssssssssup)
Emma and I were whinging in the car the other day (nothing new there) about the current (volcanic) state of our faces , dangerously expanding condition of our overdrafts (not to mention beer-bellies) and the spectacular lack of success in our current career/relationship plans.
We have therefore formed a small but elite group which we are naming the Broke Ugly and Disillusioned Society (BUDS). Perhaps we makeshift band of mega-losers will take on the criminals of the metropolis with secret identities like Lardy Girl, Thrift or The Loser-er. Having no super powers whatsoever and breaking into a sweat just from walking to the bus stop WILL NOT STOP US.... NO! We will show who's boss to criminals such as chewing-gum-leaver-ers and people who toot their horns after 11 by tutting loudly and complaining about them in the pub.
Or perhaps we'll just pick our spots and go to bed.
We have therefore formed a small but elite group which we are naming the Broke Ugly and Disillusioned Society (BUDS). Perhaps we makeshift band of mega-losers will take on the criminals of the metropolis with secret identities like Lardy Girl, Thrift or The Loser-er. Having no super powers whatsoever and breaking into a sweat just from walking to the bus stop WILL NOT STOP US.... NO! We will show who's boss to criminals such as chewing-gum-leaver-ers and people who toot their horns after 11 by tutting loudly and complaining about them in the pub.
Or perhaps we'll just pick our spots and go to bed.
posted by Kate John @ 8:27 AM
2 Comments:
At 9:07 AM,
Tom Wade said…
That sounds EXACTLY like the sort of group I would like to be part of - I think i fulfill much of the criteria - I'm very much broke, I'm oh so ugly and disilusioned about many things... Can I join?!
At 11:52 AM,
Kate John said…
Tom- certainly. What is your secret (so secret it's on the web) superhero name?
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