The New Adventures of Miss Katerina Juan

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I'm a BAD PERSON

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is the ultimate in unimaginative, exploitative televisual trash.
Quite apart from the fact that these reality shows come back series after series with the same format, the same sleazy partnership with the tabloid press and increasingly obscure wannabes, chasing "real" (oh the irony) drama from the screen with a rolled up OK magazine in one hand and a snake in the other.....
Quite apart from all that, I'm a Celebrity, is, let's face it, even more like the gladiatorial arena than the X Factor. Throw 'em to the crocs and we'll pay to watch them scream.

So how terrible is it that last night I watched, from behind a pillow, as one of these desperate hopefuls (her name, i think was Jan- I couldn't tell you for what she has been granted the sought-after title "Celebrity") was lowered down into a pitch black pit with snakes, tarantulas and the like. And not only did I watch, but I squirmed, squeaked, and yes... enjoyed myself a little bit.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Happy Days

I have election joy. America seems to have awoken from it's slumber (is it possible they ate a massive poisoned apple? although i think George Jnr. is more mushy off banana.)
The leaders of the "free world" have also decided that having (sometimes violently) exported sexual equality around the world, they will now embrace it back home - Hoorah for the first female Speaker.

Monday, November 06, 2006

SUPERKATE

Look - I am a sexy ninja assassin! (ok so i'm also a crummy movie)

Check out what super hero you are on blogthings.com......

You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you.Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?
What Superhero Are You?,